Douchebags of the Week (June 6-12)
Sweet niblets, Miley Cyrus fans! With the help of her trusted handlers, Miley is to hopefully mature and crossover from her Hannah Montana fame to an assuredly older, even larger audience—she’s just not going to do it by growing up and answering any questions her handlers have not already pre-approved, of course.
Last Friday, Miley and her PR team pulled a double-whammy—hanging up on the MJ Morning Show after a question about something Jamie Foxx said, and then there was the eerie computerized voice that responded on Miley’s behalf when the tweenster was being asked about how often she actually sees her own bank account during a segment on KLUC in Las Vegas.
Excuse us, Miley, but weren’t you just telling Parade how much you “love the challenges” in your life?
Well, then you’re going to love the one you’ve got right now. Because as long as you continue to do interviews where you never get a question you don’t already have an answer to—or bail on the ones in which you get asked anything mildly unexpected—then you are allowing your career to be managed by douchebags. And by continuing to be marionette to their manipulator, you forever risk becoming one of them.
