Douchebag of the Week (July 25-31)
Behold Tennesee’s Sen. Paul Stanley. That’s him and his family back in happier times, because just like every other anti-gay marriage, pro-abstinence Republican, he was always on the moral highground:
“The best home environment is one where mom and dad are there,” Stanley said. “When you’re married, there’s a commitment there.”
But on July 28, Stanley had to announce he was resigning from his position because of two folks he’d brought into his committed home environment. That gentleman in the mug shot on the lower left is Joel Watts, charged with extortion for threatening to make public some rather revealing photos he had that were taken in the senator’s apartment.
Those photos involved one Watts’ girlfriend/Stanley’s intern, McKenzie Morrison, naked in Stanley’s bedroom. She’s an innocent bystander in all of this, of course, seeing as at least this time her boyfriend didn’t beat an elderly man with a hammer.
But the real kicker had to be hearing that Stanley’s pension will be paying the evangelical Christian an all-too-heavenly $666 a month.
Another “family first” douchebag exposed for the utter fraud he is? Praise the Lord!
