Douchebag of the Week (Mar. 21-27)
If there was any doubt as to what type of person Vince Shlomi was when he wasn’t on our televisions hawking ShamWow on every channel at three in the morning, the Smoking Gun laid every one of them to rest on Friday when it published the sordid details surrounding Shlomi’s February arrest:
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
We loved the part about police records listing Shlomi’s occupation as “marketing.” No more “kinda seems like a” when Shlomi’s still on your TVs, kids. He deserves the full douchebag.
UPDATE: Oh, we just caught the photos from TMZ too. As Gawker put it, “Are you surprised he was also involved with Scientology?”
